Conversaciones en salas de Chat

Seguramente alguna vez haz estado en alguna sala de Chat, del tipo que sea… Y algunas ocasiones puedes ser testigo o incluso participe de conversaciones muy, muy curiosas, cómicas o de plano estupidas. Algunos quizas ni siquiera están al tanto que se han metido a una sala de Chat, pero creeme incluso aquellos que sólo saben usar “mesenger” lo han hecho alguna vez, esta es una recopilación de algunas pláticas principalmente de Chats en IRC, algunos son realmente cómicos:

QDB: Top 100 Quotes

#244321 +(19997)- [X]
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as
stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

#330261 +(12143)- [X]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

#258908+(11452)- [X]

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

#104052 +(10515)- [X]

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I’m done
<NES> I message him and say “What are you doing? I just got that from you”
<NES> “getting my song back fucker”

#125283 +(9857)- [X]

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm….nothing?
<Jeedo> So….want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait….did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes  Mrs.Miller.. :-/

#25464 +(9762)- [X]

<kow`> “There are 10 types of people in the world…
those who understand binary and those who don’t.”
<SpaceRain> That’s only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

#602698 +(9296)- [X]

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

#50891 +(8614)- [X]

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn’t it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

#400459 +(8348)- [X]

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

#6460 +(7489)- [X]

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

#136524
+(7117)- [X]

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn’t long enough.

#365072 +(6978)- [X]

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I’m back.

#201579 +(6968)- [X]

<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I’m an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live
and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don’t worry. It’s done

#369 +(6902)- [X]

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country

Mi favorita: la de la contraseña de hotmail y el de la clase de biologia

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